TELUGUSMS

prema eppudu puduthundi

manashu daggara ainappudu

manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi

manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu

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Nee premanu pondalenemo kaani ninnu preminchagalanu.

Neetho kalasi jeevincha lenemo kaani neekai maraninchagalanu

Neelo nenu lekapoyina nee talapulalo sadaa gurtuku vastuntaanu.

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Jaripoku meghamaa jhallu kurise varaku.

Vaadipoku pushpamaa vasantam vachche varaku.

Marachipoku mitramaa naa praanamunnanta varaku.

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Nammakamaina sneahaniki chupulatho, maatalatoe paniledani.

Naa gundeki cheppaanu nuvvu gurthochinappude spandinchamani.

Naa kosam neevunnaavanna bhramaloe veachi vuntaanani.

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B.Tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,

MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav

B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav

Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav

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MitramaMitrama vunnava?Asalunnava?Gallo vunte meghalni panpuAkasamlo unite varshani panpuBathikunte untai msg panpu..

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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,

Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,

Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,

Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.

neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.

ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

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Telangana Style wedding card:

'LAGGAM PILUPU'Maa pedda poradu Chi:EllaiahChi:

Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.

Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...

Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..

Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

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Ninnu marchipodamani,

bar kelli mandukottanu.

mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,

kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam

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Messages levu..

Phone ledu..

Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu

Naaku tension gaa vundi..

Eni ayyindi?

Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

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Husband and Wife Telugu JOKE

Husband in balcony reading news paper.

A donkey came near by.

Husband:Darling ur relatives cಅಮೇ
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?

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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaruMalligadu 10th chaduvuthunadupilligadu inter chaduvuthunaduSollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.

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love anedi chewing gum lantidi.adhi beginig matrame taste untadi...kani friendship anedhi choclate lantidi..adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi...

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Endamavi neeru taagi gunde mantalarpukokuAasha penchukoku nestham,Adi Nirasha Swagatha Hastham

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Jeevitam Oka Prayanam.. Jeevanam Oka Pramanam .. ani Evaro Annaru.. Neetho Jeevitam Naaku Prayanam Kaavali.. Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali

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Udainche Sooryudu Prapanchaniki Velugunu iste … Nee Raaka Naaa Jeevitamlo Velugunu Ichchindi..

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Naa hrudayamane pallakilo nuvvu eenado kurchunnavu.. Nee hrudayamane pallakilo naaku kastha chotu ivvava... I need you forever....

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Tirigi raanidi kaalam..

Vaddanna vachchedi maranam..

Ninnu cheralantundi naa hrudayam..

Mana sneaham nilavaali kalakaalam..

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Naa kallalloki tongi chudu akkada vunna nee rupaanni dongilinchaku....

Naa oohala vuyalalo vugi chudu nee vusulani taskarinchaku....

Naa talapulalo nidurinchu nee pai vunna valapuni kadilinchaku....

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Virabusina vennela karigipotundi..

Vikasinchina pushpam vaadipotundi..

Kaani chigurinchina mana sneham chirakaalam nilachipotundi...

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Nee pedavulapai navvu neanavanee..

Nee kantiki kaneerea teliyadanee..

Loekanna vunna anandamantaa needeananee..

Kaani neevu maatram naavaadivea ananee..

Prati kshanam mana jeevitaanni maarchukune avakaasam.....

Ye kshanam gaataanni talachi vrudhaa cheyaku nee aashayam....

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Deepa kaantula jyotulatoe....Sirisampadula raasulatoe....Tapaasula velugulatoe....Meeku DEEPAAWALI subhaakaanshalu!

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Ee Deepaawali mee intaKuripinchaali sirula pantaMeeranta aanandamga vundaalantaAndukondi subhaakaanshala muta..

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Laxmi mee inta nartinchagaSanthosham paalai pongagaDeepa kaantulu veluguneeyagaAnandamga jarupukondi Diwali panduga!

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Mee jeevitam ROCKET anta ettuki edagaala..

Mee kalalu FLOWER POT la vikasinchaalani..

Mee inta navvulu BHOO CHAKRA la tiragaalani..

Mee bhaadhalanni LAXMI BOMB la pelaalani..

Koerutoo....DIWALI wishes to u all......

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!Mee inta velagaali Deepaawali kaantuluMee pedavula pai viriyaali chirunavvuluMee chenta vundaali dhana kanaka raasuluMeeku andistunnaanu Diwali subhaakaankshalu!

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Nenu jeevitamlo Ontarini..Nee chentana vunte Samstaanni..Nenu ee prayaanamlo alasina Baatasaarini..Neevu todunte aluperagani payanaanni..

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Nee parichayam ane vaanaloe naa masu tadisindi..Nee talapula jwaramtoe naa tanuvu onikindi.Premanea mandu neevu poeste, naa manasu..Mamatala manchampai seda teerutaanantundi.

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Neevu dooraanna vunna,Naa daggaraga vunnavanna bhaavana...

Enduko telusa!NeevunnadiNaa talapullo kaadu naa swaasaloe...

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Kanulaloni rupamaa!

Manasuloeni mounamaa!

Chupulaloeni bhaavamaa!

Maatalaloeni madhurimaa!

Sneahaaniki chirunaamaa!

Adi neeve Oh! Neastamaa!!

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Enta gaali veechindo!

Enta vaana kurisindo!

Naa kanta neeru aagaledu!

Nee jnaapakaalu naalo cheragaledu!

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nidurinche vela nayanamlo oka kala aa kalani chustu gundello spandinche oka prathibimbamkala karigipoyeloga prathibimbabanni chethiloki thisuko nestham

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kanti venuka kalala vekuva karigiponundi repati vekuvaki jariponundi mapati velugulakiprthispandiche hrudayam vunte velugula pallakini testundilekunte chikatilo vuge vuyalalo kanumarugowtundi

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Ninnu eshtapadindi naa manasu..

Neevu nannu cheyaku alusu..

Ninnu adaganule naa medalo kattamani golusu..

Marinkenduku aalochana echeyi nee manasu...

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Gali veEste aripoyedhi "deepam"

Roju gadiste Ralipoyedhi "Pushpam"

melukuva vaste cherigipoydi "swapnam"

BUT,Pralayam vachina cheraganidhi "sneham"

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Modern poem:chitti chilukamma lover tittindabar ki vellava bear konnava frize lo pettava gutukkana mingava kikku ekkinda? Kakkukunnava.. gud ನಿಗ

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Vizag kiBEACH KEKA TirupathikiLADDU KEKAcini fieldkiCHIRU KEKAKakinadakuKAAJA KEKABandaruki POOTA REKULU KEKANe INBOX KI Na MSG KEKOO..Keka.

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Alalaku telusu odduku cheraalani.

Pakshiki telusu gutiki cheraalani.

Naa manasuki telusu ninnu cheraalani..

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prati okkaritoe sneham cheyeeandariloe okarini empikacheyeeandaruu okkatai ninnu veruchesinaa aa okkaru neekai andarinee vadileayaneeyee!!!

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Cheekatilo kuda chudagalanu nenu,

nee navvu vundiga naa venta!

Nenu lekapoyinaa neevu vundagalavu,

naa talapulu vunnaayigaa nee venta!

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Evariki evaramo ninnatiki..

Mitrulamainaamu neatiki..

Manamu evaramo repatiki..

Vidipokudadu ennatiki..

Kalasi vundaali eppatiki..

Idi nijam kaavaali mummatiki.

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Gulabi andam kanna...

Sampangi suvasana kanna....

Mallela telladanam kanna....

Nee snehame naaku minna!!!

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Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.

Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.

Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.

Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!

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Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.

Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.

Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.

Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.

Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.

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Jeevistunnaanu nee talapulalo..

Maraninchaalani korika nee chetulalo..

Neevu naa chenta leka poyinaa sadaa vuntaavu naa hrudayamlo..

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Nee chemiloni chemmalo nenu jaaripoyaanu..

Nee snehamane vuubhilo kuurukuni poyaanu..

Nenu nirjeevamai neelo kalasipoyaanu..

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Okari chempapai nishabdamgaa jaare kanneetini thudavadaaniki maro hrudayam pade aaraatame 'SNEAHAM' ante....kalakaalam saagaali mana sneaham mitramaa!!!

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Nee nirmalamaina navvu,niswaardhamaina sneaham naaku entho ishtam...

Nuvvu naa edurugaa lekunna naa talapulalo vuntaavu prati nityam...

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Pooche pulalo nenunnaanu..

Jhallumanna nee gundello nenunnaanu..

Anukshanam neelo nenunnaanu..

Pratikshnam nee toedai nenuntaanu..

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Vennelavanti manasu nee sontam.

Kalmashamleni navvu nee sontam.

Swachchamaina pream nee sontam.

Ivi kalasina nee sneaham naa sontam!

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Prati swapnam neethone..

Prati kshnam neethone..

Prati adugu neethone..

Prati janma neethone..

Evanni nijamaite swargam naa chentane..

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Padaalani raasuluga posi naa gunde kotani raataga raasi poste neevu....

Nee maatala toofaan taakidiki virigi ninnu cheraleni chettu kommani nenu....

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ninne ninne kora/ninne ninne chera nirantaram ne dyanamlo nanne marichaa/ pratijanmalona netho kavitallona eila undipona oh priyatama nachavee nachavee..................

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Virabusina vennela karigipotundi..

Vikasinchina pushpam vaadipotundi..

Kaani chigurinchina mana sneham chirakaalam nilachipotundi...

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Prema guddidi annaaru...

Preminchinollu pichcholannaaru...

Premani samaadhi chesi TAJMAHAL annaaru!

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if u want sweter,it's chalikalam.

if u want umberella,it's vanakalam.

if u want a/c,it's endakalam.

if want lover,it's nothing but poye ಕಲಂ

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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.

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try www.sanyasi.com

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Grahambel found telephone.Edison found electricity.Marconi found radio.Columbus found america.nuvvu matramthini paduko...

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press down..... Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..

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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..

recharge cheyaleda?ok recharge card noampistunna.

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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting. Y...? .

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balupu(neelage)..

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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............

sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali

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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?

Gallo vunte meghalni panpu

Akasamlo unite varshani panpu

Bathikunte untai msg panpu..

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BUMPER OFFER Naku sms panpandi & win

Benz car photo 29” atta petti Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai

avakasam Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.

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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,

Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,

e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,

vallani maro muguriki panpamanu

ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.

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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali? Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.

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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.

Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu,

Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.

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lakalakalakalakaaaaa..rajadhi rajamarthanda thejasri sri raja varudasara subhakankshaluteliyajestunnaraho......."happy dasara"

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SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future; 1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA 2."C" VEERUDU,"C++"SUNDHARI 3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU 4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA 5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM

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Suryunitho pamputhuna abhimanapu kiranani.......

Chiru gaalulatho pamputunanu aaradhana raagaanni.......

Ee sms ni pamputhunna neevu sadaa anadamga vundalani.....

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Teacher: vasu, nivu school ku enduku vachhavu?
Vasu: vidhya kosam sir.
Teacher:mari enduku nidra potunnav?
Vasu: e roju vidhya raledu sir.

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Po banam po naku msg pampani valla brain lo poi guchu.

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Sorry boss valla ki brain ledu.

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Em chusthunnavuem pani paata leda?

Chusindi chalu gaani

avi "Domalu"Allout Pettukoni Paduko

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"Figure" lekunte college waste,

Suger lekunte coffee waste,

Moon lekunte sky waste,

Love lenkute life waste,

Inka Nuvvu lekunte ZOO wasteThondaraga vellu!,

Jagruthi!

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Nee Sneham oka Sundara Swapnam
Nee parichayam oka sundara kavyam
Enni Janmalado ee SNEHA BANDHAM
Ninu veedanu antundi Naa HRUDAYAM.......
Happy Valentine's Day..!!

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Premato kudina Nee Sparsha!
Naa jeevitamlo Aanandanni Nimpindi
Ela Teerchukonu Nee Runam
Anduko Naa Sarvasvam Neeke Ankitam
Happy Valentine day !!

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Pushpaniki Puppodi vale
Suryuniki kiranam laga
Chandruni Punnami reyi vale
Sundaraminadi mana janta !
Premikula roju Hrudaya purvaka Subhakankshalu !!

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Priyatama!
Premalo Munigite ChaluThodu Dorukutundi Anduke Edi Prema Sagarmindi!
Happy Valentine day !!

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Priyatama!
Nuvvu Nenu Kalasina vela Kala kanna kamaneeyanga Untundi Jeevitam
Premikula Roju Shubhakankshalu !!

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Premikula Roju Shubahakanshalu
Pagalu Reye Kalagantunna
Manam Jeevitantam Kalise Undalani
Happy Velentine Day !

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Nuvvu Naa Pakkan Unte Chalu
Naa Hrudayam Pula Totaga Vikasistundi
Nuvvu Naaku Todunte Chalu
Manassu Aanandamto Nindipotundi
Happy Velentine Day !

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Andaniki Chihnam... Oka roja puvvu..
Snehaniki Chihnam.. Oka Palakarimpu
Mari Aa Palakarimpu kosam eduru choostu Undana.. !!
Happy Valentine day !!